I just found this pic of me...

So, I was digging around my computer and I found this picture of me (on the left) and I compared it to the picture of me taken a day ago (on the right.)  What I've found is that the picture of me on the left is much cuter, more charming, and is *ominous music playing* wearing make up?!?  The picture on the right looks like the dude who raped and murdered the girl on the left.  WTF?